**Surgeon General’s Warning: Knitting for 11 hours straight can be hazardous to your health. Side effects may include headaches, dizziness, hand fatigue and cramping, hallucinations, blurry vision, eye strain, knitter’s elbow, erratic behavior and anxiety. Do not drink alcohol while knitting. Knitting for such an extended length of time is not recommended for people ages 1-99, women who are pregnant, nursing, or may become pregnant, the elderly, men with an enlarged prostate, and people who wish to preserve their sanity.
Put down the needles and step away from the yarn and no one will get hurt.